We use cookies for functional and analytical purposes, no marketing or ads stuff.

Skip to content

Articles
Comics
Forums
Discord
Patreon

Elite & Pwnag3Episode 8: The New Clothes

First
Previous
Index
Share
Next
Latest

T3h Pwnag3 is sleeping on his office chair while leaning dangerously back. Suddenly, someone screams his name, startling him and making him fall back. Someone tells him they’ve bought some new clothes today and ask what he thinks. He looks up to find Near Elite standing there with a new black shirt with an image of Che Guevara, white jeans and green and white sneakers. Pwnag3 notes he recognizes those shoes, then gets up and accuses Near of stealing them. Near protests he has not, but someone appears behind them and asks where his shoes are. Pwnag3 declares he knew it. Suddenly, Near hears someone shout yeehaw and turns around, only to recognize Gogi. Gogi enters the room riding a giant poison headcrab with balloons tied to its front legs. Gogi rides at great speed past them and crashes into a room, then walks out moaning ow. Near tells Gogi he can’t be there, his randomness is going to kill them all. Gogi calls him an idiot and protests he’s not that random, but then suddenly an explosive barrel with wheels appears next to him. Gogi rubs his head and admits maybe he is. The barrel approaches Near and Pwnag3 and barks. They look down at it confused, then the barrel explodes, leaving them scorched. Colonel Odessa Cubbage then flies past them on the ground, screaming for help as he got thrusters in his ass. Near notes that was random, but Gogi tells him he’s seen worse. Two gigantic paper airplanes then spawn next to them alongside some random clutter. Near says ah, for Christ’s sake, that wasn’t even funny. Then a pile of red car batteries spawn on the ground and Near asks and what now. Pwnag3 realizes what that means and starts saying oh shit as Gogi stays silent. The car batteries explode and crash Near Elite’s Garry’s Mod. Near complains fucking hell. The end.

Next comic:

Episode 9: Seriousitis

Leave a Comment Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *.
You can change your profile picture using Gravatar.

Name *

Email *

Your comment *

I have read and agree with the Metrocop Privacy Policy.

Save my name and email in this browser for the next time I comment.

Check this if you are human.

Δ

Home
Articles
Comics
Forums
FAQ
Contact
Privacy Policy
Discord
Patreon
Twitter
Steam Group
Toggle Elite skin

© 2012-2024 Metrocop.net. All rights reserved to their respective owners.