Elite & Pwnag3Episode 8: The New Clothes

T3h Pwnag3 is sleeping on his office chair while leaning dangerously back. Suddenly, someone screams his name, startling him and making him fall back. Someone tells him they’ve bought some new clothes today and ask what he thinks. He looks up to find Near Elite standing there with a new black shirt with an image of Che Guevara, white jeans and green and white sneakers. Pwnag3 notes he recognizes those shoes, then gets up and accuses Near of stealing them. Near protests he has not, but someone appears behind them and asks where his shoes are. Pwnag3 declares he knew it. Suddenly, Near hears someone shout yeehaw and turns around, only to recognize Gogi. Gogi enters the room riding a giant poison headcrab with balloons tied to its front legs. Gogi rides at great speed past them and crashes into a room, then walks out moaning ow. Near tells Gogi he can’t be there, his randomness is going to kill them all. Gogi calls him an idiot and protests he’s not that random, but then suddenly an explosive barrel with wheels appears next to him. Gogi rubs his head and admits maybe he is. The barrel approaches Near and Pwnag3 and barks. They look down at it confused, then the barrel explodes, leaving them scorched. Colonel Odessa Cubbage then flies past them on the ground, screaming for help as he got thrusters in his ass. Near notes that was random, but Gogi tells him he’s seen worse. Two gigantic paper airplanes then spawn next to them alongside some random clutter. Near says ah, for Christ’s sake, that wasn’t even funny. Then a pile of red car batteries spawn on the ground and Near asks and what now. Pwnag3 realizes what that means and starts saying oh shit as Gogi stays silent. The car batteries explode and crash Near Elite’s Garry’s Mod. Near complains fucking hell. The end.

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1 thought on “Episode 8: The New Clothes”

George_Stukas

August 26, 2025

Fan, det här fick mig att skratta på riktigt… that Odessa-Near Elite-Gogi exchange is a brilliant example of late-aughts randomness.

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