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House on St. BernardEpisode Seven. Milo Part One

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Milo is sitting at his usual place next to the couch, watching TV and having a beer. He stares at the beer and tosses it at the wall, saying it sucks. As the beer crashes to the wall and makes a mess, Milo states he needs a change.

Wren's gay uncle Ed walks in the room, asking what happened. The audience starts cheering and applauding him. Ed breaks the fourth wall and turns to the camera with a smile, bowing slightly and thanking the public. He then asks Milo what's going on out here. He is then hit in the head by a thrown beer bottle. He screams what the hell and calls Milo a psycho bitch, then another beer bottle hits his head. Ed says ouchie and asks Milo to please stop.

Milo says F this and that he is going to get high. He walks out of the room and finds a Milo doppelganger getting oral sex from Cummy the headcrab. He stares at the two of them for a moment, then yanks Crummy away from the other Milo, who starts crying.

Milo kicks his doppelganger away from his spot and sits down next to Lucinia the turtle. He then punts Lucinia away as well. Meanwhile, Joseph and Wren, sitting on another couch, are watching something.

Joseph notes to Wren that the show they're watching still looks real familiar to him. On the TV is a live feed of Joseph and Wren on the couch. Ed walks in and tells the guys that Farmer John seems like a really nice person and that they had a really interesting conversation. Joseph tells him that Father John doesn't speak to anyone. Ed gets mad and tells Joseph that yes, he does, and that Farmer John told him a lot of the problems he had while growing up and that he seems like a nice, sensitive homosexual young man. Joseph tells Ed that Farmer John isn't gay. Ed replies in anger that maybe if they opened their ears and their hearts a little bit and listened to a girl's problems, they'd learn a little something now and again.

Ed storms off in anger, saying God, typical men. Joseph curses Ed and goes back to watching their live feed. Wren points out he never really liked this show, then a big bang is heard outside the room. Joseph and Wren go to check it out.

Ed shoots a rainbow-colored beam from his weapon towards Joseph and Wren. The Gay Uncle Squad smile in satisfaction as Joseph and Wren start making out, then fall to the ground and continue making out.

Wren suddenly jumps up awake in shock and asks himself if that was a dream. Ed, Milo, Crummy the headcrab and a vortigaunt are having sex in front of him. Wren tells himself yep, it was a dream. End of episode 7, continues in episode 8.

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Episode Eight. Milo Part Two

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